Wednesday, July 27, 2011

இனி திராவிட கட்சிகளுடன் கூட்டணி இல்லை ---பா.ம.க. நிறுவனர் திரு. இராமதாஸ் அறிவிப்பு # சீ சீ இந்த பழம் புளிக்கும்.....ஐயோ பாவம் திரு. இராமதாஸ்

Sunday, July 24, 2011


Q  &  A.

Q: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
     A:   Concrete floors are very hard to crack!   (UPSC Topper)
Q: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
    A: No time at all –it is already built   (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)
Q: If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
   A: Very large hands(Good one)   (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q:  How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
   A:  It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.  (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q:   How can a man go eight days without sleep?
   A:  No Problem.   He sleeps at night  (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
   A:  It will wet or sink as simple as that  (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q:  What looks like half apple?
   A:  The other half  (UPSC – IAS Topper)
Q:  What can you never eat for breakfast?
   A:  Dinner.
Q:  What happened when wheel was invented?
   A:  It caused a revolution.
Q:  Bay of Bengal is in which state?
   A: Liquid  (upsc 33 Rank)
Q:  What is the opposite of Nag panchami?
   A:  Nag did not punch me.

Friday, July 22, 2011

Once upon a time.... There was a rich King who had 4 wives.  

He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to the finest of delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best.

He also loved the 3rd wife very much and was always showing her off to neighboring kingdoms. However, he feared that one day she would leave him for another.

He also loved his 2nd wife. She was his confidante and was always kind, considerate and patient with him. Whenever the King faced a problem, he could confide in her to help him get through the difficult times.

The King's 1st wife was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and kingdom. However, he did not love the first wife and although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her.

One day, the King fell ill and he knew his time was short.

He thought of his luxurious life and pondered, "I now have 4 wives with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone.

Thus, he asked the 4th wife, "I have loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?"
"No way!" replied the 4th wife and she walked away without another word.

Her answer cut like a sharp knife right into his heart.
The sad King then asked the 3rd wife, "I have loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?"

"No!" replied the 3rd wife. "Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to remarry!"

His heart sank and turned cold.

He then asked the 2nd wife, "I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me.  When I die, will you follow me? And keep me company?"
"I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!" replied the 2nd wife. "At the very most, I can only send you to your grave."
Her answer came like a bolt of thunder and the King was devastated.

Then a voice called out:

"I'll leave with you and follow you no matter where you go." The King looked up and there was his first wife. She was so skinny, she suffered from malnutrition.

Greatly grieved, the King said, "I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!"

In Truth, we all have 4 wives in our lives ...

Our 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die.

Our 3rd wife is our possessions, status and wealth.
When we die, it will all go to others.

Our 2nd wife is our
friends. No matter how much they have been there for us, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.

And our 1st wife is our Parents

Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the ego. However, our Parents are
the only thing that will follow us and guide wherever we go.
So Love them at our best ..... They need and Love you most!!!
are their greatest gift

Let them
Smile and cherish...

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

"விஞ்ஞானம்" "வறுமை"

போதும் கண்டு பிடிப்பு க்கள்   
"ஐயா விஞ்ஞானிகளே  கண்டுபிடித்த வரை 
போதும் - நிறுத்துங்கள் !! இனி 
மனிதம் கண்டுபிடித்து  மனிதனுக்கு 
உணர்த்துங்கள்!!! அதுதான்  இன்றைய 
முக்கிய தேவை " 
"வறுமையை ஒழிப்போம்
கோஷமிடும் அரசியல்வாதிகள்
ஒவ்வொருவர் பெயரிலும்
கோடிக்கணக்கில் சொத்து"

Tuesday, July 19, 2011


டாக்டர் விவசாயிடம்:  அனாலும்  இது ஓவர்.
விவசாயி:  என்ன ஐயா?
டாக்டர்: பையன் வளர்ச்சி சரியெல்ல என்பதற்காக உரம் சாப்பிட கொடுத்து உடம்பில் புச்சி மருந்து அடிச்சி இருக்கேய. பையன் என்ன ஆகுறது?


வடிவேலு சர்வர்)  : சார் பொங்கலுக்கு சாம்பார் ஊத்தவா?
பார்த்திபன்:  அதுவரைக்கும் எனக்கு டைம் இல்ல. இப்பவே ஊத்து!!!
If a computer engineer take film what willl be the film titles?..............
Gmail S/O Email
Ram thediya motherboard
7GB Google colony
yenakku 20 GB;   unakku 18 GB
program aayiram
voru mousen kadhai
monitorukkul mazhai
yellam processor seyal
naan graphic designer
C manasula C++ is it?